- You turn on the radio and get a bit of Dolly Parton or Abba and think you've got the good station.
- You think nothing of going to up to four supermarkets to get your weekly groceries.
- You think it's perfectly acceptable to drive into the middle of the road flapping your arm out of the window the stop traffic.
- You come to the conclusion that getting on the back of a motorbike with a complete stranger and no helmet really isn't a great idea.
- You have watched every episode of House, Glee, Californication and many more back to back on dodgy DVDs from Papa's Corner and consider 5000 Shillings for hours of entertainment extortionate.
- You stroll past the bouncers in your local Irish pub on a Friday night and declare that you don't EVER pay an entrance fee.
- Your living room could pass for a branch of Banana Boat.
- You develop a cynical attitude towards large charitable organisations and their distribution of funds.
- You think that the Nile is first and foremost a type of beer and secondly a river.
- You learn to smile and shrug your shoulders when something takes four times as long as expected!
Can anybody add to this list?
